John Prescott Kama Sutra

If there was a number 69 Downing Street John Prescott would reside thereÖMuch has been written on the sacred act of physical love, but this book goes where none has gone before to reveal the true path to sexual enlightenment and bodily joy. Within these pages lie the techiques and positions as we imagine they would be utilised by the undisputed master of messing about, the Deputy Prime Minister. With tips on all aspects of sexual initmacy, from the timeless Hands Up The Skirt manoeuvre, to the new and devastatingly pleasurable Cooking The Chipolata sex game, plus much more, this ultimate guide to the beauty of sexual love covers everything you want to know about how to behave in the bedroom, from love games and foreplay, to positions a la Prezza, including: Memorial Servicing - in which Prescott dashes back from a memorial service at St Paul's and tries it on with his lover. Admiralty Arch-Back - here Prescott stands to attention and his girlfriend salutes him as they have sex at his flat in Admiralty Arch. Learn about the birds and the sleaze from the minister who really knows how to administer, and discover how to pleasure like Prezza - only then will you understand why the ladies always say ok to more than croquet with John Prescott. (This book is entirely fictional and neither the author nor the publisher intend the reader to believe that sny of it is actually true).

Kelvin Mackenzie is the most famous tabloid newspaperman of all time, with a unique genius for headlines and iconic front pages. He edited Britain's biggest-selling daily newspaper The Sun until 1993 and has since returned there as a star columnist.