You Absolutely Couldn't Make It Up

In his many years as a newspaper journalist, Jack Crossley has collected literally thousands of these strange but true newspaper items. They are stories that you wouldn't believe if they weren't written down in black and white. You Absolutely Couldn't Make It Up is another wonderful collection of irresistible whimsy, a testament to Great Britain's lasting legacy of eccentricity, bizarre bureaucracy and confounding stubbornness!

Jack Crossley is a leading journalist who has written for pretty much every newspaper you care to mention. He has a keen eye for the weird and the wonderful of British life, which he captures with such precision in this charming book.